Confessions Of: Being A Sister

This life according to Lu, confessions of being a sister.
SCAN0014The Rules of Sisterhood.

1. I promise to always tell you if you look fat in those jeans.
Because let’s be honest, who else is going to? It’s because we share genes (yeah, the DNA variety, not the denim kind), we have an obligation.
SCAN0036 2. I will always have your back.
Even, especially, when I think you’re 100% wrong.
SCAN0023 3. “I will always have gum,” –Monica Gellar.
You say “babysitter,” your future kids (Eleanor, MiKelly) shall call me “favorite aunt,” I’m always on call, I promise. Even when it’s just to house-sit the dog.
IMG00219-20120520-0234 4. I promise to try to be an honorable maid.
I do not, however, promise to not drink multiple (countless?) glasses of wine and blackout during the bouquet toss and cry when you change your last name.
drei 5. I promise to accept your flaws.
As kids, any sign of weakness was used as ammunition for an argument, as adults, we are highly aware of each others’ imperfections, but as your sister I choose to accept them, ignore them and love you unconditionally, in spite of them.
IMG_0475 6. I promise to be the keeper of your secrets.
You know who I like telling secrets to? You. I promise you always have my word of total silence.
SCAN00167. I promise to only feel happiness regarding your accomplishments.
With you, it’s not a competition, there’s no jealousy, or resentment, just pure pride and joy because I know you’re capable of fulfilling all your dreams.

And as you do, Older Sister, I’ll be right behind you, following your lead; meanwhile, you, younger sister, I’ll be beside you, cheers-ing with a glass of wine in one hand and a cookie in the other.

We all have different dreams, remember? And comparison is the thief of joy—(Teddy Roosevelt).
IMG_1329 8. I promise to walk away when I get irritated.
Because it’s life and we do and I don’t want to say spiteful words I don’t mean.
three of us9. But I also promise to always, always come back.
Always.
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10. I promise to be your sister.
To hold your hair back, answer your phone calls and eat too many slices of cake with you. To bitch about your exes and help straighten the back of your hair, to share recipes and fears and dream your dreams with you. To tell you when you’re being an ass and to apologize when I am. To not judge you when you eat 5,000 calories worth of chocolate, or if I catch you picking your nose in public, or Facebook stalking the competition. I promise to always love you –because I do. Because you’re my favorites and I’m on your side, your team, and because our friendship, our relationship, our bond and sisterhood—was my first dream.

waiting for us :)

waiting for us 🙂

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Confessions Of: A Middle Child

Lions and tiger and bears, oh why didn't I get to be Dorothy?

Lions and tiger and bears, oh why didn’t I get to be Dorothy?

               “In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.” -Albert Einstein

This life according to Lu, confessions of a middle child.

It’s a syndrome. We, middles, are clinically defined as problematic.

Think about it, the oldest child is coveted, which is implied in their royal birthright: the first. They are the keepers of their own room, entitled to the front seat and valued of their own opinions because the assumption, which is engrained in our younger (read lesser) brains from birth: older is wiser. The first of the firsts, busy marking their territory and reinstating the rules.

The youngest, the baby, is nostalgia, a savior of a parents youth, the firsts of all the lasts and your annoying bunk slash room mate. The bayyy-be (said with mocked elongation of each syllable)  is preoccupied with the excess of attention and indulging in coddling and all of its pacifying glory.

The middle child is the forgotten kid, smack dab in between, we are the layer of lettuce inside a sandwich that you can barely taste, yet significantly uniting the meat and cheese.

Perhaps this just applies to my family, as we epitomize the birth order stigmas. But…
My older sister, Chelsi, is bossy, nurturing and demanding of her opinion; meanwhile, my younger sister, Kristi, is a perfectionist, diligent, a strong leader. And then there’s me, Lu, the peacekeeper, people pleaser, who thrives on friendships and hates conflict. Mostly, I dislike being told what to do.

I guarantee the first word spoken by most middle children was “no.” (Whereas the oldest’s was “mine” and the baby’s was “mama.”)

But ya see, here’s the thing, my admission: being the middle child is totally underrated and completely over diagnosed. The oh woe is me mantra that textbooks dramatize was clearly not defined by a middle child.

In fact, I love being the middle child and here’s why:

1. We reap the benefits.
The first child’s self-righteousness came with a side of ridiculously early curfews, an infrequent indulgence in sugar and the horrible, mom-approved style (I distinctly recall an abundance of polka-dotted shirts and self cut bangs). The baby’s over-pampering resulted in the most teasing (“mommy’s shadow”) and an intensive hazing ritual. The middle child can side step the mistakes the oldest makes, while still importing wisdom onto the youngest.

2. The MOH status.
I shall be Maid of Honor to both of my sisters. Why? Because they like me best.

I’m highly aware of how arrogant that sounds, but I won’t apologize for the truth. As a kid, I was closer to Kristi–my roommate, bug catcher, fellow trouble-maker, polly-pocket sharer and co-inventor of our own language (we once created a tongue in which we replaced the first character of every word with the letter “n,” for obvious reasons, it nailed), and P.I.C. in games and schemes (all of which involved pissing off Chelsi). Once my awkward-as-shit-ugly-duckling stage commenced (when does that end, by the way?) I developed a close relationship to Chels, sharer of secrets, crushes, and advice, boys, grades and fashion. Mid-teen years to now I have a fabulous relationship with both. I win. Suck it.

3. We get away with it.
The first time Chelsi returned home visibly drunk, she was grounded for a few weeks and banned from wearing black eyeliner, admittedly, the latter was a wise decision from my parents. Although normally, I was much more sly, the first time I came home ridiculously wasted–mostly due to the puking, way to play it suave, Linds–I was greeted with the greasiest McDonald’s meal, a milkshake and a stern “just don’t let it happen again.”

An “I win” seems redundant and unnecessary here.

4. I am the mediator.
While I’m not solely responsible for decision making, (i.e. Chelsi) my input is semi-appraised and not totally satirized (uh ehm, Kristi).

Also, I’m Switzerland. I’m empathetic and laid back and I don’t have my shit together, a refreshing perspective for my two sisters as I am the family screw up.

And since we abide by our roles, Chelsi is all like, hey I’m the responsible, mature 86-year-old, whose up for game night in a self-knit sweater and a pot of Chamomile tea? Meanwhile Kristi’s all, I’m sleeping in today, I set my alarm for 4:15am and I plan to conquer the world, cure cancer and get rich and skinny before you eat breakfast–anything else I can do for you, mommy & daddy?

And yet, I’m over here pondering how to make coffee and beer complementary, fully responsible for keeping Tide-To-Go in business after staining all my clothes with peanut butter and barely capable of planning life day by day.

Obviously this sounds like more of a con than a pro, but it can be refreshing to be relieved of pressure based solely on birth lineage. I’M FREEEEE.

5. The Creative Factor.
The plight of the middle child results in creativity, mostly because we’re forced to fend for ourselves, fight for attention and have our voice heard. Which consequently leads to several presidents–a role I will NOT be contributing to, but still, I appreciate the inclusion.

**NOTE: August 12th is National Middle Child Day. We have a day, an ironic and hilarious detail that we appreciate.  (Also, August 13th is National Left Handers Day. August 8th is my birth day…I’m just all about everything August.)

I am not pleased.

I am not pleased. Blame it on the Middle Child thang…